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Roses Are Red, PT Is Hard: The Curious Cases of Valentine’s Day in the Ranks

Valentine’s Day in the military is usually a time for deployed service members to send care packages home, while single troops pretend they don’t care by hitting the gym extra hard. But every now and then, a few bold (or confused) soldiers, sailors, airmen, or Marines decide to show some command affection by sending Valentine’s gifts to their leadership. Some do it as a joke, others as an attempt to butter up their chain of command—either way, the results are always hilarious and sometimes career-altering. (Note: Fiction. Or is it?)

The “Secret Admirer” That Backfired

In 2015, an Army specialist decided to prank his platoon sergeant by leaving an anonymous Valentine’s Day card on his desk, signed, "Your secret admirer." The sergeant, a seasoned NCO with three deployments and a permanent scowl, spent two full days interrogating his squad like an episode of NCIS: Fort Bragg before realizing the prank. In retaliation, he ordered the entire platoon to do burpees until the sender confessed. The culprit finally admitted to the crime—right before passing out from exhaustion.

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The Chocolate Incident of 2012

A young airman at an Air Force base overseas thought it would be funny to send his commander a heart-shaped box of chocolates, complete with a love poem. However, in true enlisted fashion, he replaced all the chocolates with MRE peanut butter packets. The commander, a former fighter pilot known for his strictness, called an emergency meeting. Instead of handing out punishments, he calmly stated, “Whoever did this will be the next base-wide safety briefing instructor on pranking consequences.” Nobody stepped forward, but the entire wing now lives in fear of safety briefings featuring slideshows of peanut butter-related incidents.

Marine Corps: Love in the Form of PT

At Camp Pendleton, a group of junior Marines decided to show their appreciation for their gunnery sergeant by organizing a "romantic" early-morning PT session. The event included heart-shaped sandbags, pink kettlebells, and a ruck march to the tune of ‘My Heart Will Go On.’ Gunny, completely unamused, responded by extending the PT session indefinitely. By the time it ended, Valentine’s Day had turned into Leg Day: Extreme Edition.

The Naval Love Letter Mishap

A sailor aboard an aircraft carrier in the Pacific attempted to send his Chief Petty Officer a humorous Valentine’s Day card that read, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I love liberty, and so do you." Unfortunately, in his sleep-deprived state, he accidentally addressed the envelope to the ship’s executive officer (XO). The XO, known for his zero-tolerance policy on nonsense, summoned the sailor to his office. The sailor spent the next three weeks polishing brass while contemplating the fine line between humor and regret.

Cupid’s Airstrike on an Army Colonel

One ambitious lieutenant attempted to gain favor with his commanding officer by sending a dozen roses and a box of cigars to the colonel’s office. Unfortunately, the colonel’s wife happened to visit that same day, and upon seeing the gift, she demanded to know exactly who was sending her husband flowers. The colonel, both amused and concerned, had to explain that his overly enthusiastic lieutenant was just trying to boost morale. The lieutenant? Let’s just say he was reassigned to a remote training site—far, far away.

Valentine’s Day and the military don’t always mix well—especially when enlisted personnel decide to get creative with their gift-giving. Here are a few more infamous cases of romantic gestures gone wrong that will have you laughing (and rethinking your next gag gift to your CO).

The Case of the Singing Telegram Disaster

In 2017, a young Marine thought it would be funny to hire a singing telegram service to serenade his Gunnery Sergeant with a heartfelt ballad. The twist? He specifically requested the performer dress as Cupid, complete with a pink tutu and a toy bow and arrow.

The problem? The Marine didn’t realize that his Gunnery Sergeant hated Valentine’s Day because his ex-wife had taken everything in the divorce—including his truck. When the singing Cupid arrived and belted out "Can’t Help Falling in Love," the Gunny’s face turned a shade of red that no Marine had ever seen before.

Needless to say, someone spent the next month volunteering for every terrible working party available.

The "Love Potion" Coffee Prank

At a forward operating base in Afghanistan, a group of Air Force maintainers decided to play a Valentine’s prank on their notoriously grumpy Master Sergeant. They spiked his morning coffee with pink food coloring and glitter sprinkles before serving it to him in a heart-covered mug that said "World’s Cutest Sergeant."

Unfortunately, the Master Sergeant took his coffee black and was already running late for a meeting with the base commander. He didn’t realize the prank until he took a sip in front of his superiors—who immediately noticed the shocking pink hue of his drink.

The maintainers were later seen washing every aircraft on the flight line—by hand—while the Master Sergeant sipped his “fabulous” coffee and supervised.

Cupid's Surprise in the Supply Room

A supply specialist in the Army thought he’d add some “holiday cheer” by decorating the supply room with heart-shaped balloons and pink camo streamers. To top it off, he left a giant stuffed teddy bear on the supply sergeant’s desk with a note that read, “To my favorite gear guardian – love, your secret admirer.”

The supply sergeant, who had spent the last decade yelling at people for losing gear, was not amused. The next morning, every soldier who entered the supply room was required to do 20 push-ups—for each balloon.

By the end of the day, no one thought Valentine’s Day was funny anymore.

A Love Letter to the Wrong Major

A junior officer, hoping to impress his fiancée back home, wrote an elaborate love letter detailing how much he missed her, complete with heartfelt metaphors about the difficulties of deployment. Unfortunately, in a tragic mix-up, he accidentally sent it to his battalion S-3 (Operations) Major instead.

The Major, a crusty veteran with three decades of service and the emotional range of a sandbag, responded the only way he knew how—by reading the entire love letter aloud at the next staff meeting.

The lieutenant’s callsign was permanently changed to “Romeo” after that.

The Risks of Military Valentine’s Day Gestures

If you’re thinking about pulling a Valentine’s Day stunt on your chain of command, think twice. While some leaders might laugh it off, most will find a creative way to make you regret your life choices.

At the end of the day, true military love is letting your battle buddy take the last Rip-It, covering for them when they’re late, or sharing your last pack of Skittles during a long shift. No teddy bears, glitter, or pink kettlebells required.

Lessons Learned

If history has taught us anything, it’s that Valentine’s Day in the military is a risky endeavor when it comes to leadership gifts. While some well-placed humor might earn a chuckle, most troops quickly learn that NCOs prefer respect over roses, and commanders don’t appreciate anonymous love letters.

So, this Valentine’s Day, if you’re thinking about sending something special to your CO or platoon sergeant, make sure it’s within regulations, free of MRE peanut butter, and unlikely to result in mandatory safety briefings or extra PT.

Or, better yet—just don’t. Stick to chocolates, but send them to someone who won’t make you run laps for it.

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