{"product_id":"certified-urinalysis-observer-certificate-funny-military-gag-gift-voluntold-duty-award-printable-or-physical-card-standard-postcard","title":"Certified Urinalysis Observer Certificate – Funny Military Gag Gift, Voluntold Duty Award, Printable or Physical Card Standard Postcard","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDepartment of War Urinalysis Observer Certificate\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot all certifications are earned. Some are assigned.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Certified Urinalysis Observer Certificate turns one of the most awkward duties in the military into a hilarious, display-worthy piece of shop humor. Designed in an official-style format, it mimics a formal certification document—right down to the clean layout and structured typography—before delivering the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: Purchase the observer mug that goes with the certificate here:  \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Observer Mug\" href=\"https:\/\/challengecoinnation.com\/products\/certified-urinalysis-observer-mug-funny-military-gag-gift-coffee-cup-voluntold-duty-pcs-separation-gift-humor-drinkware?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=mug\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eCertified Urinalysis Observer Mug\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImportant Note: The Certificate and Mug will ship and arrive separately from different production facilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Observer mug\" href=\"https:\/\/challengecoinnation.com\/products\/certified-urinalysis-observer-mug-funny-military-gag-gift-coffee-cup-voluntold-duty-pcs-separation-gift-humor-drinkware?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=mug\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cimg height=\"315\" width=\"315\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0034\/0652\/8627\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-golden-yellow-11-oz-left-69c984815d4ee.png?v=1774815603\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing the phrase “I’ve Seen Things,” this certificate captures the shared experience of anyone who’s ever been assigned observer duty. It’s the kind of humor that doesn’t need explanation—if you know, you know.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect as a standalone gag gift or paired with the matching mug, this certificate adds that extra layer of personality to any promotion, PCS, or retirement gift.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNCO and supervisor gifts\u003cbr\u003eShop presentations and awards\u003cbr\u003ePCS\/Going-away gifts\u003cbr\u003eDesk or office display\u003cbr\u003e“Congratulations, you’ve been voluntold” moments\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you frame it, pin it up in the shop, or hand it off in front of the whole flight, this piece is guaranteed to get laughs from the right audience.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLooking for something unique and meaningful to send to your deployed military member? These make great deployment gifts to receive downrange in their care packages from home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClean, simple, and just official enough to feel real—until it absolutely isn’t.\u003cbr\u003eThese postcards are made from thick high-quality matte paper, so they serve as a great addition to a gift or just a thoughtful written note to a friend.\u003cbr\u003e• Cardboard paper\u003cbr\u003e• Paper weight: 7.67–10.32 oz\/yd² (260–350 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Paper thickness: 0.013″ (0.34 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Coated outer surface\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product materials sourced from Sweden, US, Brazil, or China\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gunner\/Dave\/Printful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51546601521473,"sku":"3388110_11513","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0034\/0652\/8627\/files\/standard-postcard-4x6-front-69c9848728ceb.jpg?v=1774814362","url":"https:\/\/challengecoinnation.com\/products\/certified-urinalysis-observer-certificate-funny-military-gag-gift-voluntold-duty-award-printable-or-physical-card-standard-postcard","provider":"Challenge Coin Nation","version":"1.0","type":"link"}